BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
natural disasters
The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.
The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.


