I work at a bank. I’m a total cheque magnet.
occupations
Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
Handbag thiefs require great purse-pick-acity.
Florists work for peonies.
Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?
They found a new way to kill pirates:
Gas them with argon.
Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?
Because he was an ex-foley hater!
How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.

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