Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Bilge Ates.
Who made a fortune with his empire of constipated software?
Bilge Ates.
I was booted from the military for not changing my cat’s litter box, aka dereliction of doody.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.