That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
poo jokes
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.
Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
Those who refuse to eat fibre are diss laxic. They’ll never runs for pubic orifice.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Puns about toilet training are really scraping the bottom. Don’t ask wipe, we just poopoo them.
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She’s up to her usual shit nan agains.
We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
Microsoft knows that programming crappy software requires many shitterations.