Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
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