If RuPaul changed his name to RuBarb it would prove he is a fruit.
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My friend Isaac has self-esteem issues. When he first told me his name, I had to tell him, ‘no, you don’t’.
My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
My friend, Neesia, always forgets who she is. She keeps telling everyone “I am Neesia.”
I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.
Our work as naming consultants is a blast. It’s been a fun nominal experience.
When Bruce returned to Gotham City, crime began to Wayne.
Who has big breasts? My friend, Melanie.


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