Puns should be banned in schools: they’re a dolt humour.
puns about puns
On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
We don’t make gasoline puns, because they’re rather fuelish.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
Why do the Gents love a ‘chocolate mousse’ pun?
Because they are French and orignal.
Cannibal jokes are face eatious.
Do punsters enjoy slicing up rump roast?
You butcher ass!
The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.


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