Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
religion
Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
Are Hindus waiting for end of days aka Karma-gettin’?
What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!
Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.


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