Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Pope say to an Anti-Pope? “See you in halo.”
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
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