With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Atheists lack creed ability.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Imams don’t like it when people lose a lot of weight. I knew one who even issued fatwas.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to the Muslim party store. I wanted to see what all the halal balloons was about.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Are Hindus waiting for end of days aka Karma-gettin’?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Before priests are allowed to preach, they have to sign a wafer.
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