Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
sports
The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.
I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
What’s Larry King’s favourite Olympic sport?
Discus.

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