The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.

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NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!

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Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.

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What’s Larry King’s favourite Olympic sport?

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