Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
stock market
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
Do stock-pickers need a degree in buy-lowology?
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
Work at the New York Sock Exchange and you get plenty of hose.
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
I always gain weight after a Fed increase.