If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
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What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
YOU GOTTA BE LEAVE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You’re heading down a Clipper-y slurp.
- We’re potheads!
- So incredibly fantastic, you’ll think it was Fairy Trade
- In France, they baguette. In England, we bag it.
- We have steep pockets.