I made an mp3 of my car slowing down. It was a record braking event.
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Why should you never let a large computer file taste your sandwich?
Because it would take a thousand mega-bites!
As a graphic designer on social media, I’m eager to share my GIFs with the world.
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
I have the Who’s The Boss theme on my mobile: I gotta ringtone my celly.
Linux users are like lepers: they all have open source. And strange CPUs tools.
I don’t digitize my home movies. I keep it reel.
Anyone with a phablet is a big phoney.
Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.
Do prostitutes look up clients on quickipedia?


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