In Russia and Ukraine, it’s easy to find wifey hotspots.
tech
PURRFECTION
Dear Pun Gents, I am in need of a pun/clever name for my esty store & boutique. I sell mainly women’s accessories. Things like fashion jewelry, handbags, makeup and home goods. I am best known as a “crazy cat lady” so I would love a catty type pun. I am open to anything though. I would like it to not be overly girly. Thanks! ~Rachael, Raytown, MO
- Pussy Galore
- Purrfect Pieces
- Purrfection
- Handbag Lady
- Feline Your Best
- That Lovin’ Feline
- Pawsitively Everything
- Brooching the Subject
- Lipstick on a Cat
- Santa Claws
- Lara Craft – the Home Raider
- Whiskery Business
- Meow Magic
- My Little Boo Tique
- Cute As a Knittin’
I GET WEP
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a really clever name for my wifi network. If it helps, GW lives down the street from me. That’s all I got. Oh! I’ve read all the “top wifi names” articles, so please be original. Please be my funny! ~Erin, Dallas, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Wified when you can cuddle
- Cuz I got Wi, cuz I got Fi
- WTFi
- I GET WEP
- Enter assward
- Enter pa’s wart
- Neithernet Port
- Do the DNSty
- MMMbps, ba duba dop
- Webbins of Mass Distraction
- Surfin’ Turf
- If you’re IP and you know it – enter pass.
- Keep it on the download
- You can use my wifi if I can suck the air out of your nose. [not a pun]
A defibullator saves lies.
BRINGING SEXY FEEDBACK
Dear Pun Gents, we’re trying to come up with a fun name for a wall display showing the good feedback we get about our email help desk at work. So far I’ve only been able to come up with “the rating’s on the wall.” ~Muirean, Dublin, Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- ResPonzi Scheme
- How wall are we doing?
- The Wailing Wall
- This wall is carved in comment.
- Eval-holla
- Email Mall
MODUS OPERANDI
Dear Pun Gents, I’m creating a modding shop and came up with the name Modzilla. Need a good motto under the logo, but haven’t got there yet. Any ideas? ~Konstantinos, Helsinki, Finland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- A Vicious Modster
- Get Mod, Get Even
- Her Modusty’s Secret Service
- The Adjustment Bureau
- Flavour of the Tweak
ANYONE FOR MIMOsa?
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to include the word MIMO (multiple input multiple output), reflecting a hub for the exchange of news, thoughts and ideas. I thought of puns like MIMOre and MIMOtion, but you are obviously better at this. ~Danny, תל אביב, Israel
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- MIMOzone
- Land of MIMOz
- MIMOry
- MIMOzine
ANDROIDGENIUS
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a hang-out joint based on communication; specifically Google-driven Android phones. Need a happy theme name based on the many applications they offer. ~Edward, Nakuru, Kenya (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- App Repos
- Bon App-etit
- Go Ogle Me
- Comm Union
- Appy Go Lucky
- Bar Five [as in, signal bars]
- What’s App?
Sleep? There’s a nap for that.
HIGH SCHOOL NEWSICAL
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for the title of our school’s newspaper. Right now it is the ‘Zeitgeist’ but we would like something more catchy. Our school focuses on math, science and technology. Maybe something with ‘infinite’? ~Kelsey, Lawrenceville, GA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Forget the Zeitgeist: make way for the Zit Digest
- Kids in the LOL
- Paper View Channel
- Youth Tube
- Rag Against the Machine
- Social Median, Mean and Mode
- Infiniteens
- Go Ogle It
- Readerected


