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terrorism
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
The terrorists who attack via weaponized cows are the most a bomb in a bull kind.
Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
You can’t make fun of terrorists anymore. Except if they’re jihad-disseds.
War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay.
A potential terrorist attack by militant Buddhists was defused by the Department of Om land Security.