The Jordanian thief was like Superman, aka Amman of Steal.
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My mom’s coat was stolen. It’s a mother-frocking tragedy.
I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.
Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.
The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.

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