The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole my frock, but I shawl overcome.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...My grandfather once shoplifted a popular video game. Years later, they tracked me down and said “You shall pay for The Sims of your forefathers.“
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When my scooter was stolen, I moped.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I stole some asphalt from a road crew, and now there’s a tar get on my back.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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