Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Barbecued shrimp in the springtime?
I’d krill for that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The hungriest sea creatures are the starfish.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can make a tidey sum predicting wave heights.
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