When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.
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They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Did all the goodlooking women go naked during the London Blitz?
Yes – there were many ‘aerate’ sirens.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
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