Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!”
Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous:
“Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
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