Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
New Puns on Demand filled today!
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
Does Prince Edward have a great website?
Yes, he’s the URL of Wessex!
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.