When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.
Those who say they can’t stop don’t really know what’s pause-able.
New Coke was a disaster, but rolling it out across the whole world was a good example of cola aberration.
Booster rockets need to be retired, when they show signs of thrust.
Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
Are people from Kiev very tall?
Yes – u kraine your neck to see them!
When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
Ancient goat-plays were satyrical. They were univerally Panned.
Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.