Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.
Month: October 2019
The Fountain of Youth was just a Ponce scheme.
There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.
Do most women wanna get pregnant?
Ovulously.
The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
How did the comedian entertain the audience full of doctors?
‘Open wide, and say ha!’
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.