They gave my mother’s sister a speeding ticket, which hurts my fine auntses.
Month: September 2020
I can’t hear up in an airplane. It’s too cloud.
Heather Reisman’s monopoly on the Canadian book market fills me with !ndigo-nation!
The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater.
Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
CZARS.
The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
Is it true that Jesus could only perform miracles, because He was on steroids?
Yes – after all, he was King of the Juice!
Haven’t been to Barcelona? That’s painful. You’ve Gaudi go!