I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
Do babies search using GooGool?
If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
The unwritten 11th commandment was “Thou shalt not bray like an animal.” But it was never officially goatified.
Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.