Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
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