Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
Month: October 2021
In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
Happy Bo Xi Ng Day to our Chinese friends!
Feeling lazy and depressed? Tricycline.
When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
What’s the emoji for constipation? A: Colon, full-stop.
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.