I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)
Loading...

When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (Rate This Pun)
Loading...

There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
Loading...