I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
Month: December 2021
The parents of that kid Falcon were absolute balloonatics.
NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
A male strip club is a real dong show.
When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
How do you educate a prostitute?
Horticulture.
The Lone Ranger’s sidekick always wore sandals. They called him Tantoe.