Which Happy Days character loved to read?
The Fonts!
Which Happy Days character loved to read?
The Fonts!
Urination is easy! Don’t believe the painstream media.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
Noblemen don’t take any crap.
Sticking your finger in a light socket is an a jolt remedy.
What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
There are a lot of park benches in the seaty part of town.
A famous composer was also a cyclist. But he refused to ride his new bach, because of the handel bars. So he took it back to the chopin began to rattle off a lizst of complaints. “Grrr… Schwinns,” he cried. But the store owner didn’t understand his unwillingness to ride. ‘Hey, it’s beets hooven‘ he said, ‘especially if you’re bizet! I was hoofin’ the other day, and got gum on my schubert!’ Riding is certainly better than taking de bussy; except if your bike is too heavy. This fellow’s ride weighed 20 kilobrahms! He took a ride by a painter’s castle once and admired the moat’s art. But some half-German, half-Russian idiot almost ran him over – what a scheisskopfsky! The composer fell headlong into a dog turd: a wipeout of operatic proportions – it was poo-chinny! He almost baroque his face, and was so shamed he went into haydn. Lessons learned? Cycling is a taste one must a choir. But if you decide to give up halfway through a ride, de bussy now comes with a bike-rachmaninoff!