My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”
(8 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the most annoying monkey? The Harangutan.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.
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