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Month: December 2021
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
Many missile aneus parts are required to launch a rocket up your butt.
Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.
Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.
What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.
When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
Fishing can be very ‘Web 2.0.’ Especially when it’s done in reel time.