Month: December 2021
The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
I moved to Tokyo to escape the paparazzi and live Japonymously.
I don’t understand the Financial meltdown of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.
I’ll eat a bacon sandwich, although it’s rather bunpignified behaviour.
Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.