What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.
Month: December 2021
The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.
Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
The fashion scene in Spain is intense! It’s like a Seville wore.
With climate change all over the media, can you spot a melting glacier? What’s your Ice See Q?
I got a hot new inking done of a beverage container, but I didn’t like it. I had to go back to the parlor to have the Thermos tat adjusted.