In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
Month: January 2022
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
Optometry is a competitive field. Many practitioners feel pressured to take stareoids.
Best of @PunGents #RemoveOneLetterMovies:
- Gags of New York
- Loverfield
- While You Were Seeping
- Rumpy Old Men
- Rumpier Old Men
- Shat
- Stop Or My Mom Will Hoot
- Blads of Glory – the washroom calleth
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Been laddin’.
Her blonde hair made her look so fat, she decided to dye it.
Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?
People who collect nail trimmings, aka, clipped-toe maniacs.
If Elton John and Albert Einstein ever got together, their undeniable chemistry would be termed a homogeneous mixture.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.