Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
Month: January 2022
The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.
By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
The inebriated bum thought he was Clark Kent. He was in a drunken Super.
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.
Drinking from an aquarium is the height of eau-fishness.
In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.