Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet?
Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously – needs to be read aloud)
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Usually when you hear about Norway it’s Oslo news day.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Which appliances attract graffiti?
Maytag.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A man who thinks he’s well-endowed must be ego-testical.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The Portland undertaker’s society started a new periodical, called the Maggot Zine. It features weekly new fleshes. Apparently their readership is very dessicated. Since the Zine is free, they rely heavily on their Oregon donors.
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