I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
Month: October 2022
When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn’t have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.
A prosthetic member for castrated males: a eunuchorn.