My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose.
ED: That’s disgusting. Let’s get off the toepic…
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I got a hot new inking done of a beverage container, but I didn’t like it. I had to go back to the parlor to have the Thermos tat adjusted.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
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