I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
Pun of the Day
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
How do you ruin a Lebanese militant’s breakfast? A: Take away Hezbollah cereal.
Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.


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