Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
Pun of the Day
Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
Political correctness is getting out of hand, when those try to ply women with drinks at bars are accused of breaking feed-her-ale law.
NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.
Which cooking invention makes you cooler?
Stay in less steel.
The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.


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