Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
Pun of the Day
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.
NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
For every level of grief, there is a tier of joy.
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.


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