I’d toot my own horn about how good I am at euchre, but you’d trump it.
Pun of the Day
High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.
Hear about the Thanksgiving Movie? It was baste on a true story.
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
The balding farmer had no hairable land.
The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
Do dictionary salesmen take a vow of sell-ABC?
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.


