There are many cry teary-a for what makes me emotional.
Pun of the Day
Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?
No, Shamrock.
We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.
Dangerous sneezes occur unpredictably. To insure against them, consult an atchoo-ary.
Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
Soda going flat is just the loss of fizzics in action.
We were discussing what exactly made Skeletor evil. But then we gave up, because it was just arguing He-mantics.

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