I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
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Because he had a strong sense of four-boating!
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a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
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