I can never remember if all of Louis XVI’s relatives were guillotined too. Let’s not split heirs.
Pun of the Day
Why did the millionaire skip his usual joyride on his quadramaran?
Because he had a strong sense of four-boating!
If Sherlock Holmes was featured in a kids’ book would it have been ‘The Man in the Hat’ by Dr. Sleuth?
Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
The hobo asked me for some tequila, but I told him ‘Agave at the office.’
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
It was my first time opening my mouth that wide, but he promised he’d be dental.
Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
The inventor of the canoe is among my he rows.
Who should you see if you don’t get your period? A periodontist.

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