The Inuit don’t allow females on the hunt. Sadly, there is still a glass sealing.
Pun of the Day
The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.
Don’t fondle anyone inside a courtroom. That’s perv jury.
Some children’s books are awful. Whinny the Poo was complete horse shit.
How does the Syrian president live with himself? He must look in the mirror and say ‘I’m Assad fellow. But everything’s gonna be Alawite.’
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
I don’t like the high seas. If I ever went on a pirate ship, they would clock me in the groin, and call me ‘gland clubber!‘
What’s Gadhafi’s favourite word game? Mad Libyas.


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