Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
Pun of the Day
Lighting a lantern is pure torcher.
Wherewolves are endangered.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
Pigeons are the most poetic birds. They make height coos.
The lack of standards around here makes me ANSI.
I’m so good at Who’s the Boss? trivia – they call me Tony Miscellani.
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
The latest mathematical theory was delta blow. It was like lambda to the slaughter.
Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?


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