Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
Pun of the Day
I’m a food voyeur, but every fricassee disturbs me.
Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
All direct marketers shall be cast into the flyers of hell.
Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
Did you hear about the plague of cartoon skunks?
It’s a Pepidemic!
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
Now that I’m a hotshot celebrity pastry chef, I drive a Studebaker
The inventor of women’s underwear should be in our panteon of heroes.


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