As I’m a Flyers fan, the Blackhawks’ victories leave me Toews and confused.
Pun of the Day
The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
Why do vegetarians have no sense of humour?
Because they are irony deficient!
If you take the Noah’s Ark story literally, you may be deluging yourself.
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
“Pig me!”
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.
As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
Those who only read the New Testament are Ruth-less.


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