The Northern Lights are so bright they can set off forest fires. There’s nothing more spectaular than A roaring Borealis.
Pun of the Day
Young people had no free time, in the Busy teen Era.
Torturers like office work. Especially the regular metings.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.
Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
12 New Pun Requests!
Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.

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