Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
Pun of the Day
The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
I find that aldermen are too wooden.
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
Eastern Europeans may be poor in general, but they throw very Slavish parties nonetheless.
I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.


