How do you cut a diamond? With a karat-y chop.
Pun of the Day
Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.
Prostitutes are buy sexual.
They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
Do babies drive Mini Poopers?
Exhuming a corpse is ratherĀ updignified behaviour.
Hear about the dentist and his evil twin?
They were molar opposites!
If you live beneath a sewer, you are destined for grateness.
When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.