Irish emigration due to the great potato famine, aka Starch Trek?
Pun of the Day
A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
My friend likes mythical beasts, so I centaur a half-man, half-horse for Xmas.
Another diet craze? Here we go vegan!
All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
In the 1500s, the Columbian worldview was met with spheres resistance.
NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose.
ED: That’s disgusting. Let’s get off the toepic…
A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
First step of Cokeaholics Anonymous: admit there is a Higher Powder.


