Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. That would be bibelous.
Pun of the Day
Michael Jackson always wanted to fly like a bird. He even wrote that song, Be a Tit.
Farmers should plough the field before watering crops: aka rows before hose.
What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
NED: I have a knocker on my house door.
ED: Really. You have a knocker.
NED: Does that impress you?
ED: Yes. You deserve the No Bell prize.
Never trust an android. They can always be bot.
Are you blue? Grab some Lactantia. You’ll feel butter.
Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.


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