Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
Pun of the Day
The bankrupt birdkeeper ended up in hawk.
I was charged $200 for dinner last night. I think I got plate.
My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
Vampires hate technology. They’re all bluddites.
Where in Africa does everyone ask for favours? Kenya.
Avoid Bethlehem if you can. It’s mangerous at night.
I love lumpy skin growths. But then, I’m a mass o cyst.
Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.


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