Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
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A: “Try, sir, a top?”
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Armenia.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What should you give a ghost for Christmas?
Presence.
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