God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
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(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I tuned out my barber. He tends to lather on.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I don’t get the point of aliens. I just look at them and ask ‘Whatta UFO?’
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
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