Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
Pun of the Day
If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!
How is physics similar to medicine?
It’s an atomy subject.
In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
Do barbers in Zimbabwe drive Hairaris?
Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars
Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
I was about to take a job as an enumerator for the government…. Thank goodness I came to my census!
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”

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